tepitome:

lawngreen:

Everything small should cost $1 and everything big should cost $2

Maybe $3 for college.


(Source: zoiodlula)

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 


emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


In a really good mood today for some reason 👍


officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51


onlinehumor:

major plot twist

onlinehumor:

major plot twist

(Source: onlinehumor)

(Source: 2000ish)

apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth


Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
- don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

(Source: helenaoftroy)


  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon